Had a lot to do over the weekend between work and acknowledging all the National Days. Didn’t get to celebrate all of them (sorry, frog-jumping) but was able to nail down quite a few. First up May 12.
Miniature Golf Day- The weather sucked but luckily there is an indoor Monster Mini Golf in Norwood. I took my oh-so-happy to help me out girlfriend there and whooped that ass. Here we are finishing the 18th hole.
Archery Day- I’ve got pretty good aim.
Nutty Fudge Day- Delicious. Two days in a row with food. Not good.
Babysitters Day- I manage a restaurant and the staff is mostly women under the age of 25. So I’m just gonna pat myself on the back for this one.
Odometer Day- No clue why these need to be celebrated, but here is a picture of one.
Fibromyalgia Awareness- According to the Lyrica ad I always see, Fibromyalgia sucks. According to the Lyrica ad I always see, so does Lyrica.
National Limerick Day- I really hope the Celtics win the East. That asshole Lebron is a beast. If the Cs win in the Garden. Hopefully next comes Harden. Cuz I want to see the Warriors the least.
May 13
National Crouton Day- Being a manager at a 3 star restaurant has its perks. Free croutons is one of them.
National Fruit Cocktail and National Apple Pie Day- I combined these two for a perfect midnight snack.
May 14
National Buttermilk Biscuit Day- These were not good.
Dance Like a Chicken Day- Alexa is very helpful.
Underground America Day-Celebrating people that live underground, I tried to acknowledge this day by watching BioDome. I got to this part 28 minutes into it and had to turn it off. Putrid.
Womens Checkup Day- Not everything can be publicized.
May 15
Chocolate Chip Day- More food. Pretty sure doing all this will cause me to gain 200 lbs.
Nylon Stocking Day- A nice little homage to Martin Short in “Three Fugitives.”
It was a busy few days and I gained 5 lbs but its worth it when I see the look on all of your(mine) faces.
The Last Stawp 