So I wasn’t able to get to everything I wanted to this week. Boo work! But it was still a pretty productive week. As usual, I ate a lot of junk so that’s always fun. Lets get started.
June 5
Moonshine Day- Selling moonshine in liquor stores is a new thing apparently. It should stay in the bath tubs of the deep south.
Gingerbread Day- First junk food of this blog. Ginger Bettys is a local place that makes amazing cookies. Good thing I had the moonshine to wash it down with.
June 6
Yo Yo Day- I’m the Yo Yo Ma of Yo Yo’s.
Global Running Day- Finally, some exercise after eating all this crap food. I think I need a couple more Global Running days.
Applesauce Cake Day- Tasted more like banana bread for some reason and was lacking in whipped cream, but I think my first time making a cake was quite delightful.
Gardening Exercise Day- My landlord does all the gardening but I do like drinking in my backyard, so that counts for something, right?
June 7
Chocolate Ice Cream Day- For the love of Christ, they are going to need a crane to get me out of my house soon.
I gotta be getting close to 250 now. Pretty soon my fingers will be too fat to dial the phone and I’ll have to mash the number pad.
The Last Stawp 