Another fun filled four days of stuffing my face and getting high. Lets get started with Friday, June 8th.
Upsy Daisy Day- My brother would not let me throw him up in the air so I had to use the next best things, cats.
Pick Your Poison Day- Thankfully I didn’t pick the wild card.
Best Friends Day-Sent out lovely messages to my lovely girlfriend and one to my brother from another mother.
Oceans Day- Still my favorite Ocean.
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie/Rose Day- I put these two together because I needed something to wash down my homemade pie with. Quite the delightful combination.
Donald Duck Day- I know I say Daffy Duck in the video but I ensure you that this is my Donald Duck impression. I hate Daffy Duck.
Black Cow Day- Since it is also Herbs and Spices Day, I was going to put a bunch of herbs and spices on a burger to kill two birds, but apparently Black Cow is another name for a root beer float. My fatass did not mind at all.
Iced Tea Day- Always refreshing.
Herbs and Spices Day- I did end up using these on a cow product, so win win.
Ballpoint Pen Day- Took me a little longer to find one of these than I expected.
Corn on the Cob Day- Ill save you guys a video of watching me eat corn on the cob but it was just as you would expect it to be. Buttery goodness.
Making Life Beautiful Day- I played in a golf tournament sponsored by Guinness for free during the day and saw Dave Chappelle and Jon Stewart perform together at night with my lovely girlfriend. Life was beautiful today.