Rat Catchers Day- This day is technically supposed to acknowledge the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but I live with a couple of natural rat catchers so I tried to get them to participate.
Parents Day- Never knew this was a thing. Figured having separate Fathers and Mothers days was enough, but guess not.
Hammock Day- I don’t know anyone with a hammock so I tried going to Target to just lay in one of theirs on display. However, I guess July 22nd is too late to have patio furniture on display since that aisle had been changed to back to school stuff. Assholes. So here is one of my favorite Simpsons clips.
Vanilla Ice Cream Day- Holy moly is there a lot of ice cream to be eaten during this project.
Tequila Day- Ba dah dah dah da da da dah! Ba dah dah dah da da dah!
Drive Thru Day- Can never get my order right.